I've Got a Bone

Well, hello again, friend

I'm a skeleton returning from the dead

Determined to be relevant again

So I'm following trends, from the Nether to the End

And I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep, so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek, sweet dreams

I've had my skull crunched thirteen times

Soil where my brain is, a dirty mind

Full of naughty nursery rhymes, poor me

Pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty

Dry as a bone 'cause my throat's exposed to the elements

I'm the result of an awful experiment

I'm a living skeleton, devoid of any melanin or keratin

This specimen's a miracle of medicine

Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin

So that you're resembling a jelly trembling

When you hear my bones rattle

Feel the adrenaline levels in your medulla

Rising like the theremin

I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep, so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek, sweet dreams

Hello Jack-o'-lantern, how the hell have you been?

I haven't seen you since Halloween and that was pretty harrowing

I'm nothing but bone and marrow, I'm rocking a bow and arrow

Like some kind of low-fat Rambo, don't wear clothes, I go commando

Don't wear pants, I'm butt-naked, but my butt is just grey

'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk, no wonder my butt's aching

I can't sit down, I can't do any sunbathing

It's frustrating, I just wish the game was updated

All I want's some muscles and a sun tan, honey

But until I get them, killing you's a fun plan, sonny

So better start running when you hear my bones rattling

A rat-tat-tatting on your door before I bash it in

I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep, so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek, sweet dreams

Better stay in till the next day, I'm a walking X-Ray

More malnourished than children

Drinking milk products from Nestlé

I'm burning up in the sun beams

I should have put on my sun cream

But I don't have any skin to rub into or fingers to rub with, it's something

That I've had to adapt to by standing in the lakes

Or hiding under my rusty iron helmet till it breaks

It's a handicap I'm angry at and now, I'm in a bad mood

So I'm redirecting my frustration, aim it at you

Hello again, friend

I'm a skeleton returning from the dead

Determined to be relevant again

So I'm following trends, from the Nether to the End

And

I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep, so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek, sweet dreams