Music Video

Good Thing He Can't Read My Mind (Live At The Birchmere, Alexandria, VA / August 14-15, 1990)
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Four Bitchin' Babes
Four Bitchin' Babes
Performer
Christine Lavin
Christine Lavin
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Christine Lavin
Christine Lavin
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Billy Wolf
Billy Wolf
Recording Engineer
Stephan Haynes
Stephan Haynes
Editing Engineer
Sally Fingerett
Sally Fingerett
Editing Engineer
Christine Lavin
Christine Lavin
Producer
Dan Green
Dan Green
Editing Engineer

Lyrics

I am at the opera
I don't like the opera
But he loves the opera
And I love him
I follow the libretto
I follow the conductor
When I follow the plot
My head begins to spin
I don't understand a word
Even when it's English
Everyone around me says this is divine
I don't like the opera
But look I'm at the opera
It's a good thing he can't read my mind
Why yes, he is a wonderful Parsifal, you're right
Yes, the best Tundra I've seen in my whole entire life
Look at me I'm skiing
When I do not like skiing
But he loves skiing
And I love him
I rent the boots and poles
I shiver in the cold
I'm charging down the mountain
Risking life and limb
There's no exhilaration
I am only feeling terrified
Everyone around me's having such a great time
I do not like skiing
But look at me I'm skiing
It's a good thing he can't read my mind
Yes, exhilarating was the word I was just thinking...
Scared of heights? Oh no, not me
I am not complaining
I'm just making observations
Expanding your horizons
Is a sign of maturation
Now I tolerate cigars
'Cause he's a smoker
I'm playing chess though I confess
Sometimes I long for poker
I am eating sushi
When I do not like sushi
But he loves sushi
And I love him
I'm poking with a chopstick
At a living breathing fish stick
Oh my God
I think it's trying to swim
Some say eating sushi
Is like chewing on your own cheek
Or sucking down a bucketful of tentacled slime
I do not like sushi
But look I'm eating sushi
It's a good thing he can't read my mind
Mmm, interesting texture
What was that I was eating? Oh...
So if you see me in the sushi bar
See me in the mezzanine
See me on a ski slope
Looking scared
Hey don't feel sorry for me
I must be in love
Why in the hell else
Would I be there?
Before I met him life was dull
I never took any chances
Now I leap at every opportunity I find
I do not like sushi
I don't like skiing or the opera
Maybe I will in time
Maybe I will in time
Seconds? Sure I'd love some
Mmm, yum!
Thank you!
Written by: Christine Lavin
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