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Bald Headed Men by Christine Lavin & SIX Bitchin' Babes
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Four Bitchin' Babes
Four Bitchin' Babes
Performer
James Murphy
James Murphy
Percussion
Christine Lavin
Christine Lavin
Vocals
Julie Gold
Julie Gold
Background Vocals
Megon McDonough
Megon McDonough
Background Vocals
Sally Fingerett
Sally Fingerett
Background Vocals
Ronnie Lawson
Ronnie Lawson
Hammond Organ
Zev Katz
Zev Katz
Bass Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Christine Lavin
Christine Lavin
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Four Bitchin' Babes
Four Bitchin' Babes
Producer
Steve Rosenthal
Steve Rosenthal
Producer
Joe Warda
Joe Warda
Assistant Recording Engineer
Mark Avnet
Mark Avnet
Editing Engineer

Lyrics

Hi girls (hi Christy)
Hey, you know I've been thinking
There are some things about men that I really love
But there are some things I don't like at all
You think we could discuss this
(Sure, yeah sure)
Alright
I don't like men who exaggerate
About the places they've been
About the money they make
I like a man who's honest and true
Who can look you in the eye
When they talk to you
I like men who accept who they are
Not everybody can look like a movie star
If you can follow this thought
To its logical end
You can see why I like bald-headed men
(She said it before, she'll say it again)
I like bald-headed men
Everybody knows it's testosterone
That turns a bushy haired man
Into a chrome-dome
But testosterone is what makes a man a man
The more that he's got, the more that he can
Do the things that make the women go (oy!)
I'll take the bald-headed man over a big haired boy
Big haired boys make very good friends
But they cannot compare to the bald-headed men
(She said it before, she'll say it again)
I like bald-headed men
Why would you waste your money
Joining that hair club for guys? (Tell me why)
Why would you cover your manly badge of honor
With such a bad disguise? ('Guise, 'guise, 'guise)
Why would you blow your money
On Rogaine and Minoxidil? (Today)
When all it can guarantee
Are years and years of pharmacy bills?
(Please don't do it)
Yes, we believe the hair replacement industry for men
Is like the cosmetic industry for women
A giant black hole that will just suck your money away
For the rest of your lives
(Please don't do it)
No matter how you fight it time marches on
Some new things appear, some old things are gone
Let 'em go, it's a natural thing
Like a leaf off a tree, like a bird on a wing
Try looking in your mirror from a whole different place
You're not losing hair, you're gaining face
Be confident, be cool it won't be long when
You are proud to be one of the bald-headed men
(She said it before, she'll say it again)
I love bald-headed men
John Malkovich (love him)
The guy on Star Trek: The Next Generation (love him)
Michael Jordan (love him)
Tom Paxton (love him)
Alan Brady (love him)
Burt Reynolds (love him)
Yul Brenner (loved him)
Telly Savalas (who loves ya, baby?)
Written by: Christine Lavin

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