Stayed 'Til Two

I left the house about 8 PM

I spent a little time with the boys again

I didn't really wanna be away from you

I went for one but I stayed till two

I played a little eight ball, made a few bucks

Dropped a little change in that old jukebox

Time flew by, the next thing I knew

I went for one but I stayed till two

It was last call for alcohol

Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl

Old Jim Bob, he was under the table

He wanted me to drive, I was barely able

Well, a pretty little blonde there took my keys

Said, here, have a cup of this coffee please

I knew I'd have some explaining to do

Shoulda went for one but I stayed till two

I got home, I was quiet as a mouse

Little did I know you would move the couch

I hit the floor and the whole house knew

I went for one but I stayed till two

It was last call for alcohol

Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl

Old Jim Bob, he was under the table

He wanted me to drive, I was barely able

I didn't really wanna be away from you

I went for one but I stayed till two

Went for one, but I stayed till two

Stayed till two

Went for one

Stayed till two

Woah, doggie, I'm in big trouble now