The Sayers

Everybody weighs in

Here's a list

My mother, my father

Everybody weighs in

My sister, my step-mom

My neighbour

Upstairs and downstairs

My doctor, my nurse

'Cause it's their job

Everybody weighs in

Here's a list

Everybody weighs in

My boss, my boss's boss

My postman, my barista

My bartender, my vocal coach

My high school history teacher, the creep

My uncle, my aunt, my little cousin

And on my father's side

My grandma

My mother, again

Uber driver

Instagram DMs

You know who you are

The woman at table five

And the guy in line for a number nine

Everybody weighs in

Comments, looks, suggestions

Everybody weighs in

On my weigh-in

Everybody weighs in

The list

The sayers

Everybody weighs in

On my weigh-in

The sayers

They just can't help themselves

But they can

Everybody weighs in