Why Am I Anxious

I just woke up, should I drink water and stretch? (No, no)

I'm gonna drink three cups of coffees

And smoke a cigarette instead

And then I'll go on social media until it's dinner time

Yeah, smoke some weed and then I'll binge eat

Then I got a little time to complain online

I'm anxious

Why is God doin' this to me?

Ooh, it's a mystery, what could it be?

Possibly it's all your apathy

Why am I anxious?

I would try to do anything

To make my life feel better

Except anything that makes my life feel better

Hey, baby, I'm self-aware

I got that Headspace app because I care

All the talk in the world don't mean shit

If just like this guy, you're a hypocrite

Who you callin' hypocrite? I'm a fucking martyr

I've given up sugar and no milk products either

Still feel anxious, it's just not fair

For someone like me, so self-aware

You're not self-aware, you're a big dumb fuck

With a dumb fuck face, and now you're outta luck

If you're so smart, why am I sad?

Because twice a week, you get on the bags

Well, maybe it's that (It's definitely that)

Do I need more hugs? (Stop takin' drugs)

I guess we'll never know for sure

Yes, we will, motherfucker, it's because—

Why am I anxious?

You only sleep four hours a night

Ah, why am I anxious?

You never, ever eat right

Ah, that was rhetorical

Then why did you just post a photo of yourself

Without a shirt on and the caption "Can anybody tell me—"

Why am I anxious?

Why is God doin' this to me?

Even though I ask, I don't want to know

I want to get better, but slow

Why am I anxious?

I know what's good for me

Except everything

Oh, I think that could be it

Anxious