Bruh Moment

Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'bout to beat my dick (Nice)

Saw a fat ass, so you know I had to click (Okay)

I was 'bout to nut, then I realized something's wrong (What?)

I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?

Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment

Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some ho shit?

Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized

I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys

Now I'm really freakin' out, I just don't know what to do, no

My teacher's a ho, but I still gotta go to school, though

I thought for a while, then I came up with a plan

Now I might finesse my teacher for like twenty fuckin' bands

So I pull up to class, I ain't even got a backpack

My teacher turned around, and I start staring at her fat ass

She told me to stay after, I can't contain my laughter

Extortion on my mind just like a 1300s pastor

My teacher told me, "Boy, you better start paying attention

If you keep actin' up, then I'ma put you in detention"

I said, "I don't give a fuck, because I've seen you takin' dick

So just gimme all your money or I'm 'bout to fuckin' snitch"

She started starin' at me, then she laughed

She reached in her pocket, then she pulled out a badge

S.W.A.T team kicked down the door, now I'm trapped

I'm 'bout to go to jail just for lookin' at some ass?

Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'bout to beat my dick

Saw a fat ass, so you know I had to click

I was 'bout to nut, then I realized something's wrong

I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?

Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment

Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some ho shit?

Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized

I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys