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PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Gregory Brothers
The Gregory Brothers
Performer
Tomska
Tomska
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Tomska
Tomska
Composer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Haaaaa, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die
[Chorus]
Please, I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Please, I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
[Verse 2]
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavor?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry
Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
[PreChorus]
I'm gonna do an internet
Well, I'm gonna do a book
You're leavin' me?
I met a real man
Hey, buddy, look over here
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, now you're blind
You're gonna die
We're all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
[Chorus]
We're all gonna die, die, die
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why?)
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
[Verse 3]
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Got your nose
Look out, he's got a nose
Is this you? (Yes)
Hello! (Hi!)
Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey, I'm pregnant
I can explain
[PreChorus]
No, don't jump
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow, I'm a cow
Hey, you got a license for that?
You'll never take me alive
Ha, ha, they said I could never teach a llama to drive
No, llama, no
[Chorus]
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why?)
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (No, llama, don't)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
Please, I wanna die, die, die
[Bridge]
Even though letting go feels right
I can't afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever
[Chorus]
Please, I wanna die, die, die
We're all gonna die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why?)
Please I wanna die, die, die (No, llama, don't)
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
[Outro]
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Written by: Thomas Ridgewell

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