Joni: LA's No. 1 Health Goth

You wish

You were

Like her

Like her

Joni is a punk babe, Joni is the second wave

Joni is a black jean jacket

Joni's in the first band, Joni has a cool hand

Joni knows the problem is systematic

Joni cut the door line, Joni doesn't have time

Joni lights a dart on stage

Joni's on a juice cleanse, Joni doesn't need friends

'Cause Joni's got the whole room trained

You wish

You were

Like her

Like her

I bet she never looks your way

I bet she never looks your way

I bet she never cared, I bet she never cared

I bet she never cared about you

You wish

You were

Like her

Like her

When Joni's on a first date, Joni gets to third base

And when you wake up, Joni's long gone

Now Joni's at the desert house where only Joni sings loud

'Cause Joni never wrote a bad song

You wish

You were

Like her

I bet she never looks your way

I bet she never looks your way

I bet she never cared, I bet she never cared

I bet she never cared about you

Joni's got a brand new mullet

Fast and cool as a silver bullet

And she's still on your couch

She wants you to pull it

I bet she never looks your way

I bet she never looks your way

I bet she never cared, I bet she never cared

I bet she never cared about you

You wish

You were

Like her

Like her