I Eat Boys

Don't look at me like that, eyes on the pavement

Walking but my legs are shaking

Hands off, kid, or you'll wake up in my basement

And all of the feds have to break-in

'Cause I eat boys

Yeah, I get them gory

You can't control me

'Cause I wrote this story

Yeah, I eat boys and I get them bloody

You'll never notice, I stayed home to study

So don't look at me like that, eyes on the pavement

Now your legs are shaking

Hands off, kid, or you'll wake up in my basement

And all the feds'll have to break-in

And I planned this to begin with

So you won't notice till I'm under your skin

I'll eat you whole

Pull out your teeth and take your soul

Stir some blood into the punch bowl

'Cause I eat boys

Yeah, I get them gory

You can't control me

'Cause I wrote this story

Yeah, I eat boys and I get them bloody

You'll never notice, I stayed home to study

So don't look at me like that, eyes on the pavement

Now your legs are shaking

Hands off, kid, or you'll wake up in my basement

And all the feds'll have to break-in