Just Like Time

It was just like the time I was playing hide and seek at my house

With my brother and sister and I peed in a shoe in the closet

So I wouldn't give away my hiding spot

It was just like the time that I bought those fake orchids at the grocery store

Because I decided I didn't like dead flowers, so

It was just like the time this girl told me her dog could jump into space

And I was like, "That's a lie,"

So, I went inside and I watched my VHS of Lord of the Dance

It was just like the time I was living in this one place

And I decided that it was uncomfortable, so

It was just like the time I was having nightmares a lot, and I peed myself in the bed

And this was just like two weeks ago

It was just like the time, that one time when it was like the time

That one time, when I was like, when that long time ago, and time was like that one time