How Am I Still Alive? (feat. Lydia Night)

Ring, ring, hello

I'm not at your service, it's my answerphone

Hold on, bye-bye

There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time

I've never really liked doing anything

I barely stood up when they threw me in the ring

I've never really wanted anyone at all

Apart from Michael when he fainted during football

I kiss his face when he tells me to

Yeah, he drops his trousers and my shampoo

Wait, I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

Knock knock, go home

I'd rather never answer than you stay too long

Crash, crash, I'm out

You would still be smoking if the house burned down

I'm getting really good at talking to myself

I kinda noticed you were fucking someone else

I'm wanting more and more to fade into the back

Until I'm staring at my Michael, what a drag

I kiss his face when he tells me to

Yeah, he drops his trousers and my shampoo

Wait, I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

How am I still alive? It blows my mind

I kiss his face when he tells me to

Yeah, he drops his trousers and my shampoo

Wait, I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it

I kiss his face when he tells me to

Yeah, he drops his trousers and my shampoo

Wait, I'm dreaming of the life I wanted

Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it