Hoochie

You don't wanna go outside

Nothing ever hit you like my motorbike

I got you in the shins and I broke your stride

It's cute that you cried

I don't wanna catch my breath

I only feel alive when you're 'round my neck

I whispered that I hated all your hoochie friends

They were nothing like me

And if I was you, I would probably love me too

You know it smells like sweet perfume

In the back of my van

And if she was cool, she would probably dig me too

You're gonna have to marry her in June

I guess that you'll lose

I only have to second-guess

Maybe she's like me but in a better dress

You'll probably have an ever-growing line of pets

That you can't touch

I saw you bought another bass

I thought I told you that it was a waste of space

I know your gonna start another shit hot band

And make me laugh

And if I was you, I would probably love me too

You know it smells like sweet perfume

In the back of my van

And if she was cool, she would probably dig me too

You're gonna have to marry her in June

I guess that you'll lose

And if I was you, I would probably love me too

You know it smells like sweet perfume

In the back of my van

And if she was cool, she would probably dig me too

You're gonna have to marry her in June

I guess that you'll lose