It’s Going To Be A Cold Winter

Let’s get this Christmas over with

How I miss the summer wind

Let’s get the tinsel in

Mistletoe so we can kiss

Maybe I’ve no business here

I’m sick of sweaters every year

Hide beneath the snow

Tis’ the season I shall moan

So you’ll find me by the fire with your sister

Cos’ it’s gonna be a cold cold winter

They’ll be no rejoicing at this rate

Where’s the end of this sellotape

As the needles drop

Is there a present you’ve forgot?

I need a gift to give to you

I’ve found a pricey pair of shoes

If you don’t like them then it’s sweet

I kept hold of the receipt

You won’t find me singing carols with your sister

Cos’ it’s gonna be a cold cold winter

Believe me I’ve tried

Oh I’ve tried

No toys, no trees, no trimmings

Won’t change my mind

It’s December 24th

Write your cards, deck the halls

I’ve been thinking

Shall we put the turkey in?

So if you find me on holiday with your sister

It won’t be a cold cold winter

A cold cold winter