Adulting

So you say you got a patch for leading people through a jungle?

But I've got a prescription for this anti-fungal

So I win

How is that winning?

I'm just saying I'm prepared

Undecided whether I should feel disturbed or scared

I'm older and bolder

Got this ache in my shoulder

I keep my medical records

In this manilla folder

Meaning?

Just that I've lived more

But I've got a better feelin' for the great outdoors

You think you know just what to do

But I've got a ton more experience than you

In adulting

Is that what it's called?

I know you don't know what I mean

But you're not gonna know it 'til you turn eighteen

It's called "adulting"

That's not a verb

When you're no longer a private, you're a sarge

You're all grown up and you're livin' large

You get to be the one in charge

Get it off of me, get it off of me

It's called adulting

It's still not a verb

Come on, back me up, Ferb

It's not a verb

Whatever

Can you read a compass?

No

Or start a fire?

No

Build a shelter?

No

Or change a tire?

No

Dig a hole?

No

Pitch a tent?

No

Navigate?

No

Circumvent?

No

Chop a tree?

No

Build a snare?

No

Catch a fish?

No

Fight a bear?

No

Now I think our only care

And I think this question is really fair

Is can you get us from here to there?

Absolutely

You can? How?

By adulting

Yes, adulting

He makes a salient point

Baljeet

I'm adulting

What? He sounds authoritative

'Cause I'm adulting

I'm an adult