It’s been a joke since big trouble was skipping class,
So don’t choke when push comes to shaggin’ ass,
‘Cause you may have money, you may have fame, but so did Julius what’s his name. Back in 85 his father died so young Jules became head of the pride,
But he had to bounce town over family ties so he joined up with those army guys.
Ride, Julius ride.
See him blazing through that Roman Arch.
Ride, Julius ride.
But watch out for the Ides of March.
Bad news first and worst news last,
It’s been a joke since big trouble was skipping class,
So don’t choke when push comes to shaggin’ ass,
‘Cause you may have money, you may have fame, but so did Julius what’s his name. He got with Pompeii and made moves fast, conquering and stacking much cash,
But Pompeii tripped so Jules took him out and got with Cleopatra way down south.
He made it to the top, through struggle and strife, and sho’nuff became dictator for life, But just like dude got got by Judas, his last words were you too Brutus?
Bad news first and worst news last,
It’s been a joke since big trouble was skipping class,
So don’t choke when push comes to shaggin’ ass,
‘Cause you may have money, you may have fame, but so did Julius what’s his name.
