I Am The Walrus (Live Glasgow Cathouse June '94)

What's up?

What's up?

Don't matter if it's out of tune

Doesn't matter if it's out of tune 'cause you're cool

I am he as you are he as you are me, and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm cryin'

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman

We are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo-goo-g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm cryin', I'm cryin'

I'm cryin', I'm cryin'

Yellow-matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, man, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman

We are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo-goo-g'joob, g'goo-goo-g'joob

Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain

'Cause I am the eggman

We are the eggmen

And I am the walrus

Goo-goo-g'joob, g'goo-goo-g'joob

Expert, textpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied, I'm cryin'

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna, man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

We are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo-goo-g'joob, g'goo-goo-g'joob

Goo-goo-g'joob, g'goo-goo-g'joob, g'goo

Joob, joob, jooba

Joob, joob, jooba

Joob, joob, jooba

Joob, joob, jooba

Joob, joob, jooba