I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up
To blame me for his life
I get bunches of roses from another guy
And hate mail from his wife
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name
Likes to make love watching TV
And some guy calls in the middle of the night
Just so I can hear him breathe
Lucky me
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need, lucky me (lucky me)
Oh, yeah
I've got a great car, it's a red convertible
Made by Mattel
Got a nice house in the suburbs
With "Hell's Angels" for neighbours as well
I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college
I wanna study dentistry
But my folks just want me married and poppin' out the grandkids
To keep them company
Lucky me (lucky me)
Lucky, lucky me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need, lucky me (lucky me)
Lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky me (lucky me)
Oh, me (lucky me)
Think I'll run and join the Hare Krishna
Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair
There's nothin' that I have right now, brings me any joy
When I'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere
But I've got my Tamagotchi
And I've got my wristwatch phone
I got so many friends on the internet
I could never be alone
I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax
But not enough to quit my job
Got a fool's gold ring, and credit card debt
Psychiatrist for my dog
Lucky me (lucky me)
Lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need, lucky me (oh, lucky me)
Oh, lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky me (lucky me)
Oh, lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world
A girl could ever need
Lucky me
Woah (lucky me)
Oo yeah, yeah, yeah
(lucky me)
