Lucky Me

I've got an ex boyfriend who calls me up

To blame me for his life

I get bunches of roses from another guy

And hate mail from his wife

I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name

Likes to make love watching TV

And some guy calls in the middle of the night

Just so I can hear him breathe

Lucky me

Lucky, lucky me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me (Lucky me)

Oh, yeah

I've got a great car, it's a red convertible

Made by Mattel

Got a nice house in the suburbs

With Hell's Angels for neighbors as well

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college

If I want to study dentistry

But my folks just want me married

And popping out the grandkids

To keep them company

Lucky me

Lucky, lucky me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me (Lucky me)

Lucky, lucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wide world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me

Oh, babe

Lucky me

Lucky me

Think I want to join the Hare Krishna

Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair

There's nothing that I have right now

Brings me any joy

When I'm shopping at the mall

Can't find it anywhere

But I've got my Tamagotchi

And I've got my wristwatch wrong

I got so many friends on the internet

I could never be alone

I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax

But not enough to quit my job

Got a fool's gold ring and credit card debt

Psychiatrist for my dog

Lucky me (Lucky me)

Lucky, lucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wild world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me (Lucky me)

Oh, lucky, lucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wild world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me (Lucky me)

Oh, lucky, lucky little old me

I have everything in this whole wild world

A girl could ever need

Lucky me

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