My Boulder

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder

Well I ain't never seen such a big hard bastard cry like I did that day

He said "I lost everything that ever meant anything and I can't go on living this way"

He slammed his pint down on the table and said "I ain't never drinking again"

I put my hand on his shoulder, looked him square in the eye and I said "listen my friend

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder"

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder

I said "If you need a place to stay you can always come over

I'll clean out the front room and you can sleep on my sofa"

He said "I can only apologise if I seem out of touch

The only reason I scream and shout is cos I care so much"

So you can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder

Rats!

They fought the dogs, and killed the cats

And bit the babies in the cradles

And ate the cheeses out of the vats

And licked the soup from the cook's own ladles

Split open the kegs of salted sprats

Made nests inside men's Sunday hats

And even spoiled the women's chats

By drowning their speaking

With shrieking and squeaking

In fifty different sharps and flats

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder

You can lean on me

Cry on my shoulder

If I'm Obelix

You are my boulder