Save The World, Get The Girl

From the Fiery pits of Camden Town

To elephant and castle underground

There ain't no teachers in the school

They're all out hustlin', playin' pool

The neighbors complain about the noise

There's girls in labour with tory boys

I say my prayers and go to bed

And wake up with a horse's head

But if we lean on you, we are gonna fall

When it's all for one, and one for fuck all

But I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare

I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

And you will all point up at the sky

As I fly right through the air

Mother Earth is begging you to quit

So you reach the Moon and stick a flag in it

Well, I believe in the people of America

But I still can't believe the Terminator's the governor

As the soldiers prepare for combat

Smile and ask if you want freedom fries with that

We put the oops back in troops, now it seems absurd

And going to war, to prevent war

Was the most stupid thing I ever heard

But I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare

I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

And you will all point up at the sky

As I fly right through the air

I'm a twenty something O-A-P

I'm screamin' at my TV

Playing knockdown ginger, kiss me quick

Karate chop and kung-fu kick

I try to live a life that's full

And keep my damage minimal

But only the bailiff visits me

And he never stays for a cup of tea

And if we lean on you, we are gonna fall

When it's all for one, and one for fuck all

But I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare

I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

And you will all point up at the sky

As I fly right through the air

But I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

I'll dismantle a ticking time bomb with just one second to spare

I will save the world

Yeah, I will get the girl

And you will all point up at the sky

As I fly right through the air