Junior’s Farm

Ha

Ha

Ah, you shoulda seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

I was talkin' to an Eskimo

Said he was hopin' for a fall of snow

When up popped a sea lion ready to go

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me to down to Junior's farm

Take me down, Jimmy

Ah, at the Houses of Parliament

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the President

We all chip in for a bag of cement

Ollie Hardy should have had more sense

He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence

All for the sake of a couple of pence

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me to down to Junior's farm

Let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me to down to Junior's farm

Everybody tag along

Ha

Ha-huh

I took my bag into a grocer's store

The prices higher than the time before

Old man asked me, "Why is it more?"

I said, "You shoulda seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand"

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I want to lay low (Back to Junior's farm)

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me to down to Junior's farm (Back to Junior's farm)

Let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's farm where I want to lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me to down to Junior's farm (Back to Junior's farm)

Everybody tag along (Got to tag along)

Take me to down to Junior's farm (Oh)

Play it now

Ow

Ah-ah, ah-ah

Ah-ah, ah

Take me back (Ah-ah)

Take me back (Ah-ah)

I wanna go back (Ah-ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah