Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Sleaford Mods
Performer
Andrew Fearn
Programming
Jason Williamson
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andrew Fearn
Composer
Jason Williamson
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Andrew Fearn
Mixing Engineer
Jason Williamson
Producer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
"So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment since your last signing on day?"
"Fuck all!"
[Verse 2]
Nineteen point four - top
Eighteen point six - middle
Nineteen point two - top
Eighteen point four, mate - middle
[Verse 3]
Jobseeker
can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
supplied to me by the NHS
[Verse 4]
It's anyone's guess how I got here
anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up, pull y'jeans up
Fuck off! I'm goin' home
[Verse 5]
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
[Verse 6]
"So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment since your last signing on day?"
"Fuck all. I sat around the house wanking..."
"and I wanna know why you don't serve coffee here."
"My signin' on time's supposed to be ten past eleven - it's now twelve o'clock"
"and some of you strange bastards need executin'."
"Mr. Williamson, your employment history looks quite impressive."
"I'm looking at three managerial positions you've previously held with quite reputable companies."
"Isn't this something you'd like to go back to?"
"Nah. I'd just end up fuckin' robbin' the place."
"You got a till full of twenties lookin' at y'all day, well, I'm hardly gonna fuckin' bank it."
"I got drugs to take, and a mind to break."
[Verse 7]
Jobseeker
can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
supplied to me by the NHS
[Verse 8]
It's anyone's guess how I got here
anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up, pull y'jeans up
Fuck off! I'm goin' home
[Verse 9]
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
[Verse 10]
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Jobseeker
Written by: Andrew Fearn, Jason Williamson
