Cooler-N-Hell

A 68 Camero, candy apple red

Four speed transmission, chrome heads

Rev her up and she cast a spell

Some things here under Heaven

Are just cooler 'n' Hell

A pack of Chesterfields, sun glasses and a suit

A half pint of Gin, and a gold tooth

Lightning Hopkins, and a pentatonic scale

Some things here under Heaven

Are just cooler 'n' Hell

A blond telecaster 1955

Dyna comp pedal, and a beer bottle for a slide

A black face twin with the JBL's

Some things here under Heaven

Are just cooler 'n' Hell

Black mascara, L'Oreal upon her lips

A tribal tattoo just above her hips

A honky tonking woman

Who wears her ink well

Some things here under Heaven

Are just cooler 'n' Hell

Yeah, some of this stuff down here's

Just cooler 'n' Hell