I'd Have to Be Crazy

I'd have to be crazy

To stop all my singin' and never play music again

You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a top hat

And ran out to flag down the wind

I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard

Just to see what the rednecks would do

But I'd have to be crazy, plum outta my mind

To fall outta love with you

I know I've done weird things, I've told people I hear things

When silence was all out of bounds

Then days when it pleased me to be on my knees

Followin' ass as they crawl across the ground

Been insane on a train, but I'm still me again

And the place where I hold you is true

So, I know I'm all right

'Cause I'd have to be crazy

To fall outta love with you

(You know I) And I don't intend to

(But should there) But should there come a day

(When I say) When I say that I don't love you

(You can lock me away)

You can lock me away

I sure would be dingy to live in an envelope

Waiting along for a stamp

You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie

While burnin' my hand on the lamp

And I may not be normal, but nobody is

So, I'd like to say 'fore I'm through

I'd have to be crazy

Plum outta my mind, to fall outta love with you

I'd have to be crazy

Plum outta my mind, to fall outta love with you