You know my wheels go rolling around and round

my entire life I'm a sittin' down

you know I'd like to

climb mountains

So I went to a doctor recommended by a friend, turned around came home again, and I'll tell ya'

just what he said

He say, "Son, the Blue Ridge Mountains await,

you just can't climb them in that state

and I'll tell ya'

just what to do"

Go and have a word with the reverend,

he'll get you back up on your feet again,

but don't mind him

when he starts screaming,

"Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy,

Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy,

Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy,

Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy!"

The healing was held in a circus tent,

the preacher put his hand on my forehead

and he smacked me

and it felt good

But, sitting in the place was a purty little girl

with big fat titties and jheri curls and I like her,

yes indeedy, I like her

She done me a world of good,

fixed my soup and my manhood and together,

we'll climb the greatest biggest mountains,

"Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy,

Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy,

Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy,

Woo Lordy, Woo Lordy!"