Say wheee! (wheee)

Say wheee! (wheee)

Say wheee! (wheee)

Say wheeeunnhh! (wheeeblaaayxwz)

Do the funky chicken walk,

do the funky chicken walk

(Aye whitá nict fae fish 'n ye hae it takes 5lbs of fish tae make a lade o'h fish I'll tell ye what tae do just slap yer rod on ma bike an doon the canal we'll gae)

Walk like a man like a

talk like a dog like a funky dog like

you beat him and go like a man like a dog like a brother in a truck like a man like a duck

(walk like áw beer, like áw dog like it had somethin in its pogs take it to the vet an watch him pull it oot wit a great big bat an watch im scream like aw)

Funky chicken walk (walk)

Say wheee (wheee)

Say wheee (wheee)

Do the funky chicken walk

do the funky chicken walk

do the old grandmother on a surfboard

do the funky chicken walk (anyway, anyway, eer I waz in this boat just sittin' there wi me rod for some strange reason, it waz an abu beechcaster when suddenly this great big-)

Walk like a man like a chicken like a damn

like a fool like a bass like a waffle like your ass

like a kid like a man like a bobble headed band like a mobile home funky chicken walk walk like a man like a dog like a man like a chicken like a van like dog whoa whoa funky chicken walk say it one more time goin' down to sit around the barnyard, (walk like áw man an do it again except thi time we'lldo the vets pogs in it could be a sin but we'll put them in a tin an send them off an chuck em in aw bin we'll belt em af we'll belt em af, we'll belt em off) funky chicken walk, do the funky chicken walk, do the funky chicken walk do the old lady with a cucumber do the (me an chuck doin the town pissed oot oor eeds an sheena waz wi uz, I'll tell ye ye'l get sare gonards trin' to get in the solid like that) funky chicken walk Walk Walk walk like a man like a lady like a salad like a cool calm fool who can talk like a man like a salad like a social crisis, like a social crisis like a man and his balls and a baseball bat like a goat, no a billy goat why don't you get it off funky chicken walk funky chicken walk funky chicken walk goin' down to run around the barnyard (want I a beer, wont ye let me in an nae pissed I've nae been eer fae 5 year whit meen am barred come nae pal didnae shove let me in, let me in, let me in Kurt BLOOOAAAAAHHHHHHUGGGGHH)

Funky chicken walk the samonellas gone, camp down, campfire sittin' round wonderin' what the hell we're gonna do with all these marshmallow, Hey!

Where'd that chicken come from,

get his ass up on a stick boy,

we'll put him over that campfire,

there won't be any funky chicken walkin' 'round here boy, I done told you one time,

Funky chicken walk, fried chicken, chicken n' dumplings,

CHICKENS EVERYWHERE!?