Christmas Is Annoying

When I was child, everything was magical

I believed in Santa Claus, it really was fantastical

We couldn't wait to open up the gifts around the tree

Mom and Dad were there with us, smiling joyfully

But now I'm all grown up

And Christmas, is really annoying

I remember caroling and sledging down the hill

Skating on the pond, you know it really was a thrill

But now the thrill is gone and all my credit cards are maxed

I'm running here, running there, there's no time to relax

Cause I'm all grown up

And Christmas, is really annoying

Annoying, annoying

They advertise the whole year long

Annoying, annoying

Let's apologize to Jesus for what went wrong

Now it's time to celebrate the coming of the first

We're all supposed to sing the song but no one knows the words

Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind

It's time to wrap the season up and leave it all behind

'Cause I'm all grown up

And Christmas, is really annoying

You know that Christmas, is really annoying