Your Furniture's Too Nice

Your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie

We like an old comfy couch that's a little worn in

We like a cozy, little mess in our livin' room

Yes, your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie

Your taste is too refined for me and my doggie

We like the free stuff you find out on the street curb

We could've lived for a whole year on what it cost to buy your furniture

Your taste is too refined for me and my doggie

We might shed a hair or two in your clean house

Track a little dirt and debris in

And my head just don't feel right without a few louse

And I just can't be on a bed not made for three

Your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie

We like grandpa's old handmade rockin' chair

It's too new, it's too stiff, there ain't nothin' good to sniff

Your furniture's too nice for me and my doggie

Your furniture's too nice

Sorry, babe, no dice

It just will not suffice

For me and my doggie