The Beach House

I'ma have to smoke

I'ma have to fuckin' toke

Keep it in my lungs like an inside joke

No damn hope, I elope with the game

Got married at the crack hotel in south Maine

Holla if you feel me

Wet like Willie

Got my own island like that lil' **** Gilly

And the dang skipper

Fuckin' that ginger

Coulda played pro ball, but I got injured

Man, I wouldn't kid ya

I'ma throw dude

Got a fine bitch in the 602

It's more on the menu

I'ma get in ya

You watch Miss America

I fucked Miss Virginia

I'm known to burst

Skip go to church

Got the block hotter than your girlfriend penurch

I'ma scrape the curbs with my brand new twenties

Go buy some mo', 'cause to me, it's just pennies

I won two Emmys

Man, I win awards

Got so much heat, I can open up your pores

Fresh out the county

Fresh like Downy

Now my mama high 'cause she ate my weed brownies

Now she trippin', calling 911

I'm sad, 'cause she called me a what?

A bad son

But I promise it's gon' wear off soon

Do what I do and just watch some cartoons

I'm on Calhoun

Sometimes I feel used 'cause a hoe just wanna

Get in my Fruit of the Loom

I'm about the shroom

I'ma spread the news

SPM, undefeated, can't lose

Hit the dank smooth all night long

I love mama tattooed on my arm

Dope house charm with the diamonds in it

I'ma fuck Missy Elliott for one minute

Then I be finished

I smoke spinach

Just like Popeye, except a lil' different

I sell reggie, but I smoke hydroponic

I got more brown bags specials than Sonic

Man, I'm on it

I mean, I'm on my hustle

Never love a bitch, 'cause I just don't trust her

Never pop this question

I'ma stay a bachelor

I'm in the kitchen, flipping cookies with my spatula

Do what I hafta

On the third chapter

Talk with my Glock when I come holla at ya

Call me the Greaser

Roach in the tweezer

Don't fuck with that ****

'Cause he's a

Motherfuckin' killa out the Hill-a

Cocaine dealer

Get my shit off a 18 wheeler

My ****, ****, bar sippers

Now I'm packing flippers

Lured from your bus

I'ma roll with these foes till them hoes start clackin'

If you wanna jack

I got somethin' for you

Up at Chimmy Chang's for the wings and rice

Then, to the store, I need a 40 and some dice

Hillwood hustla

Never caught sleeping

Caught another case, so I gotta call my lawyer

Got a fine chick that look just like Latoya

Run you out my city like them Tennessee Oilers

You can play hockey

I'ma play hooky

On the mic, ****, say that I'm the dookie

They tryna shoot me 'cause I'm making movies

Went gold twice, buy ice and rubies

I'ma eat at Lugie's

Save my doobies

She in a D cup 'cause I bought them boobies

I'ma take the tuna

Shoes are Puma

I'ma go on vacation to Blue Laguna

'Cause I like to scuba on the island Aruba

I'ma eat a bowl of beans and I'ma play the tuba

See, I'm awful throwed

Y'all should also know

That I'm with a swamp thing and papa dough

And he frozen

Got the what, house on the ocean

Fuck her in the ass with some suntan lotion

All in the open

Where people could see

My next door neighbor's taking pictures of me

I'm a powerful man, I bought a house on the sand

Bought the lot and told the cops

Get off of my land

With my Barbie, I'ma throw a party

They want my autograph but I don't got a Sharpie

No more Bacardi

I'm drunk, I need some coffee

'Bout to throw up, bitch, get the fuck off me

But anyway, man, hold 'em up, who is you?

You ain't my girlfriend, my girlfriend was wearing blue

But you suck a good dick, so I won't say shit

Then I saw the bitch kissing on my boy Nick

But what he don't know ain't gon' hurt him, though

But hold up, when he hear this song, he'll be swole

Man, I'ma have to tell him that this album sucks

And he shouldn't buy it or listen to it even once

So let it be a lesson, any girl that you meet

Take her to the store and tell that bitch to brush her teeth

I'ma roll with these foes till them hoes start clackin'

If you wanna jack

I got somethin' for you

Up at Chimmy Chang's for the wings and rice

Then to the store, I need a 40 and some dice

Hillwood hustla

Never caught sleeping

Caught another case, so I gotta call my lawyer

Got a fine chick that look just like Latoya

Run you out my city like them Tennessee Oilers