3 Years Sober

I was a dumbass, drinking in a Volkswagen

I was a hero, looking for the heroine

I was lost, I was gone

I was an alcoholic loser, gunnin' for the end

And I know I played myself like an accordion

I wasn't lost, uh,  I was gone

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na

And I know I got a lot of potential

But that ain't gonna make me successful

And I know I got a lot of ambition

But that just led to addiction

And I wanna be a musician

Or a doctor, or a lawyer, or a magician

Maybe even a fucking pharmatician

So I could blame it all on religion (Oh my God)

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Hey, you don't know me anymore

I got fired from my job, but I need a vacation

Just another good excuse for inebriation

That's how I fuck myself and call it masturbation

Yeah, I fuck myself and call it masturbation (Haha)

I used to eat pills, but now I just eat kale

I'm 3 years sober and I'm still hungover

Yeah, I'm 3 years sober and I'm still hungover

3 years sober and I'm still hungover

3 years sober and I'm still hungover

3 years sober and I'm still hungover

Still hungover, still hungover

3 years sober and I'm still hungover

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Hey, you don't know me anymore

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na (You don't know me anymore)

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na (Hey, you don't know me anymore)

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na

Na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na