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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Adam Jones
Guitar
Danny Carey
Drums
Justin Chancellor
Bass Guitar
Maynard James Keenan
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Jones
Composer
Danny Carey
Composer
Justin Chancellor
Composer
Maynard James Keenan
Lyrics
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
TOOL
Producer
Bob Ludwig
Mastering Engineer
Joe Barresi
Mixing Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Alrighty then, picture this if you will:
[Verse 2]
Ten to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes in my need-to-know pose just outside Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing but just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping:
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
[Verse 3]
Then the X-File being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips with breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa did a slow-mo Matrix descent outta the butt of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug eyes
My gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants"
[Verse 4]
So light in his way, like an apparition he had me crying out:
"Fuck me, it's gotta be the Deadhead chemistry"
"The blotter got right on top of me"
"Got me seeing E mother-fucking T"
[Verse 5]
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal-spooning, ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said: "You are the chosen one, the one who will deliver the message"
"A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not"
Me? The chosen one? They chose me? And I didn't graduate from fucking high school
[Verse 6]
You better
You better
You better
You better listen
[Verse 7]
Then you looked right through me, with somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down
This is so real, like the time Dave floated away
See my heart is pounding, 'cause this shit never happens to me
[Verse 8]
I can't breathe right now, it was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland, all sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone, while I tell the story
And can anyone tell me why you all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real, finally it's my lucky day
See my heart is racing, 'cause this shit never happens to me
[Verse 9]
I can't breathe right now
You believe me don't you?
Please believe what I just said
See, the Dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head
[Verse 10]
See, they took me by the hand, and invited me right in
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin
[Verse 11]
Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red
And I'm out of my head
Am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
[Verse 12]
Overwhelmed as one would be, if placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be The One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical
[Verse 13]
Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive, am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
[Verse 14]
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what it said
Bob help me
Can't remember what it said
[Verse 15]
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
[Verse 16]
God damn, shit the bed
Written by: Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Adam Jones, Maynard James Keenan