Featured In
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Adam Jones
Guitar
Danny Carey
Drums
Justin Chancellor
Bass
Maynard James Keenan
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Jones
Songwriter
Danny Carey
Songwriter
Justin Chancellor
Songwriter
Maynard James Keenan
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
TOOL
Producer
David Bottrill
Producer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
[Verse 2]
Bullshit
Three ring
Circus
Sideshow of freaks
[Verse 3]
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
[Verse 4]
Fret for your figure
And fret for your latte
And fret for your lawsuit
And fret for your hairpiece
And fret for your Prozac
And fret for your pilot
And fret for your contract
And fret for your car
[Verse 5]
It's a bullshit
Three ring
Circus
Sideshow of freaks
[Verse 6]
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay
[Verse 7]
Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits
[Verse 8]
And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit
Silly shit
Stupid shit
[Verse 9]
One great, big festering neon distraction
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
Learn to swim
[Verse 10]
'Cause mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be
[Verse 11]
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
[Verse 12]
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
Fuck L. Ron Hubbard
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
And fuck all his clones
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
Fuck all these gun-toting
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
Hip gangster wannabes
[Verse 13]
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
[Verse 14]
Yeah, fuck retro anything
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
Fuck your tattoos
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
Fuck all you junkies
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
And fuck your short memory
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
[Verse 15]
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
[Verse 16]
Yeah, fuck smiley glad-hands
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
With hidden agendas
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
(Learn to swim, learn to swim)
Fuck these dysfunctional
Insecure actresses
[Verse 17]
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
Learn to swim, learn to swim
[Verse 18]
'Cause I'm praying for rain and
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away
[Verse 19]
Yeah, time to bring it down again
Yeah, don't just call me a pessimist
Try and read between the lines
[Verse 20]
Yeah, and I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it come down, bring it down
Suck it down, flush it down
Written by: Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Adam Jones, Maynard James Keenan