short kings anthem

We packin' diamond pistols

Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am

Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman

My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan

I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram

Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term

Controlling my joystick now it's your turn

I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird

Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved

I could suck a titty while I'm standing up

Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough

Standing 5'8", voice 6'5"

Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys

Hey-ay, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

On my tippy-toes from LA to the Bay

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel

I'm 5 foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ay

I'm 5 foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ay

Ain't no "Must be this tall to ride"

I'm a fun-sized super nice guy

I'm 5 foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ay, shorty

All my shirt tags say XM

Got girls saying I'm they best friend

Pants not cuffed they just hemmed

She all in my hotspot 'cause she tethering

Still stand tall, I don't need height

Using all my words, I ain't gotta fight

The glove only comes off at night

Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right

Stunting in my platform shoes

I serenade, you just built like a flute

In the airport lounge sipping free booze

In economy still got leg room

Hey-ay, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

On my tippy-toes from LA to the Bay

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel

I'm 5 foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ay

I'm 5 foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ay

Ain't no "Must be this tall to ride"

I'm a fun-sized super nice guy

I'm 5 foot something and I'm royalty

Short king, mama, ay, shorty

Welcome back to Short Kings Radio

Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners

Caller number five, you are on the air

Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG, uh, that new shit, uh

That shit got me laid

I'm 5'2" and like I've never had a song empower me as a Short King

So I just wanted to say thank you, TMG, thank you, blackbear

For getting me, uh, fucking laid, dude

Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you

Thank you so much

Well, that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet

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