Me and Jack

Back when I was just eighteen, I met the man in black

He said Jon, "it's nice to meet you, my name is Jack"

We hung out all the time, we became good friends

We ran around, we hit the town every damn weekend

I started missin' work 'cause I was dog tired

That boss man had enough and good 'ol Jack got me fired

Me and Jack don't get along no more

He's high up on the shelf while I'm lyin' on the floor

He makes me do things I've never done before

He makes me cuss, he makes me fight

Don't know what I did last night

Should've left his ass at the liquor store

Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more

I saw the girl of my dreams and man she made me nervous

So, I leaned on my buddy Jack 'cause he gave me the courage

I swept her off her feet, stole her heart and made her mine

She moved in and didn't like my friend Jack takin' all our time

She started gettin' jealous, said Jack's got to go

He just wouldn't leave so my girl hit the road

And me and Jack don't get along no more

He's high up on the shelf while I'm lyin' on the floor

He makes me do things I've never done before

He makes me cuss, he makes me fight

Don't know what I did last night

Should've left his ass at the liquor store

Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more

Well Jack got me in a trouble and I wound up in jail

So, I'm here doin' time 'cause he won't pay my bail

I'm gonna change my ways as soon as I get out

I'm headed for that liquor store to buy a fifth of Crown, 'cause

Me and Jack don't get along no more

He's high up on the shelf while I'm lyin' on the floor

He makes me do things I've never done before

He makes me cuss, he makes me fight

Don't know what I did last night

Should've left his ass at the liquor store

Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more

Naw, me and Jack don't get along no more

Naw, we don't