What's a Guy Gotta Do

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down

Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Well, ask anybody, I'm a pretty good guy

And the looks-decent wagon didn't pass me by

There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide

And I don't understand why I gotta wonder why

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down

Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Cruise all around the right parking lots

Little time gets killed, a lot of bull gets shot

One who'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I got

When I get to thinkin', maybe she's thinkin' maybe not

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down

Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Had an old man tell me, "Boy, if you were smart

You'd hit the produce isle at the Super Walmart"

So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart

But all I did was break her eggs

And bruise her artichoke hearts

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Don't wanna be alone when the sun goes down

Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around

What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town?

Yeah, what's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town