Don't Lose Ur Head (feat. Christina Modestou)

Grew up in the French court

Oui, oui, bonjour

Life was a chore, so (She set sail)

1522, came straight to the UK

All the British dudes, lame (Epic fail)

(Ooh-hoo) I wanna dance and sing

(Politics?) Not my thing

(Ooh-hoo) But then I met the king

And soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead"

He wanted me, ha, obviously

Kept messaging me like every day

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter

And who am I kidding? I was prêt à manger

(Ooh-hoo) Sent a reply

(Ooh-hoo) Just saying hi

(Ooh-hoo) "You're a nice guy, I'll think about it maybe, XO baby"

(Uh-oh) Here we go

(You sent him kisses?) I didn't know I would move in with his missus

(What?) Get a life

(You're living with his wife?) Like, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL, say "Oh, well" or go to Hell

I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

Don't lose your head

Three in the bed and the little one said

If you wanna be wed make up your mind

Her or me, chum?

Don't wanna be some girl in a threesome

Are you blind?

(Ooh-hoo) Don't be bitter

(Ooh-hoo) 'Cause I'm fitter

(Ooh-hoo) Why hasn't it hit her?

He doesn't wanna bang you

Somebody hang you

(Uh-oh) Here we go

(Your comment went viral) I didn't really mean it, but rumours spiral

(Wow, Anne, way to make the country hate you) Mate, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL, say "Oh, well" or go to Hell

I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

Don't lose your head

Tried to elope but the Pope said nope

Our only hope was Henry

He got a promotion, caused a commotion

Set in motion the C of E

(The rules) Were so outdated

Us two wanted to get X-rated

(Soon excommunicated) Everybody, chill, it's totes God's will

Henry's out every night on the town

Just sleeping around like, what the hell?

If that's how it's gonna be, maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three

Just to make him jel'

Henry finds out and he goes mental

He screams and shouts like, so judgmental

"You damned witch," mate, just shut up

I wouldn't be such a **** if you could get it up

(Uh-oh) Here we go

(Is that what you said?) And now he's going 'round like

"Off with her head"

(No? Seems it) Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it

What was I meant to do? (What was she meant to do?)

Like what was I meant to do? (What was she meant to do?)

No, but what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

I'm just tryna have some fun

Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose your head

I didn't mean to hurt anyone

LOL, say "Oh, well" or go to Hell

I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said (Sorry, not sorry about what she said)

Sorry, not sorry about what I said

Don't lose your head