I Do For You

I don't take phone calls when I'm fishing

I don't do weddings and I don't do dishes

I'm not gonna sit in the front pew

I don't go to the mall on Saturday

I never felt the call to spend my time that'a way

But I'm proud to say

I do for you

Get a real job

Move across town

Stop at one beer

Grow up and settle down

Ain't it strange how

All the things I'd never do

I do for you

I ain't the kind of guy who'd take a week off

Drive up the coast just to watch some leaves fall

Spend money on a hot-tub hotel room

I never thought I'd go for candles by the bathtub

Roses on the bed, and thirty-minute back rubs

But I'm proud to say

I do for you

Get a real job

Move across town

Stop at one beer

Grow up and settle down

Ain't it strange how

All the things I'd never do

I do for you

Trim my beard up

Put a suit on

Pick a preacher

Pick a love song

Never thought I'd see the day I'd say "I do"

I do for you

I do for you