You Did It Too

Still get chill bumps when I cross that bridge

See a Cyprus stump, think

"Damn, I wish I was in a boat", 'cause I'd reel 'em in

With a three-aught hook and a June bug

If you stole peanuts off the side of the road

Took 'em home, Momma boiled 'em up there on the stove

Put some in a Ziplock, some in your Coke

Just to watch 'em fizz on up

No, you can't talk no smack

Yeah, 'less you came up somethin' like that

You'd get it if you did it

If you grew up right there in it

But you didn't, so what gives you the right to

Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?

Yeah, my backroad comeback is you

Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too

If you spent a hard week's forty on a cold twenty-four

Helped a hometown girl in a Chevrolet door

Took her home, kissed her right there on the porch

Drove off in a glasspack four by four

Yeah, you might understand

If you climbed up in a pine tree stand

Lookin' down on some last-name land

Hand-me-down gun in your hand

You'd get it if you did it

If you grew up right there in it

But you didn't, so what gives you the right to

Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?

Yeah, my backroad comeback is you

Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too

If you did it too

Did you keep bacon grease in a mason jar

After you drank the clear from it on the farm?

Is your water tower just a water tower that you pass by in your car?

Or did you tattoo it on your arm?

You'd get it if you did it

If you grew up right there in it

But you didn't, so what gives you the right to

Talk all that trash 'bout our side of these tracks?

Yeah, my backroad comeback is you

Yeah, you'd get it if you did it too