Gotham City Guys

I’ve dated men like you before, and you’re just not my type

Never around during the day only come out at night

Emotionally wounded, dark and brooding all the time

Hanging around with clowns, I don’t need that in my life

I ain’t Selina Kyle, I ain’t no Vicki ValeI

Was never into you, even when you were Christian Bale

I’m more of a Keaton guy, myself

I’m just not into Gotham City Guys

Oh, yeah, we’re flawed, but that’s what makes us so relatable

I’m just not into guys who can’t fly

I can fly

Rich boys with gadgets are not my type

What is your type?

Kryptonian men are my kryptonite

Gross!

I’m just not into Gotham City guys

So what? You’re not into me, I don’t care

But like, listen up

You’re clearly just confused, Gotham dudes are the best

We have deep manly voices, and insanely ripped pecs

We’re Affleck-level hot, and we’re Oprah-level rich

With George Clooney-level charm and Val Kilmer lips

We work for our powers ‘cause we’re self-made men

We didn’t just get them from the sun, like an entitled alien

Go on one date with me, and you’ll change your mind

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I’m just not into Gotham City Guys

Give me a chance!

No, thank you. Hard pass!

I’m just not into guys who don’t wear tights

I used to wear tights, ask Adam West!

I’m looking for a husband, someone to share my crown

And Gotham men are playboys who would never settle down

Unlike other superheroes who are strong and unafraid

Of commitment and relationships, I won’t name any names

But I’ll give you a hint, he’s made of steel, and wears a red cape