Not Evil

Oh, no, are we in a musical? (Uh, hope not)

Hello, friends, my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

Don't worry, I'm totally not one of those evil queens

You've read about in fairy tales or seen in the movies

And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me

Not evil, not evil, no

I'm the least evil person I know (Mm-hmm)

I'm not evil, not evil, no (I won't lie)

(It's actually very suspicious that you're leading with this)

I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans

No ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can

I wanna shower you with gifts 'cause I'm selfless and sweet

So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of

Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

The least evil queen in history

And if you do not believe me

I totally won't imprison your family

'Cause that'd be evil, and that's so not me

Not evil, not evil, no

I'm the least evil person I know

I'm not evil, not evil

(Really, because I'm getting super evil vibes here)

No, I'm the least evil person I know

Benny, do you like spaceships? 'Cause I think they are great

(How'd you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!)

Well, now, my good friend, you can build the spaceship of your dreams

On your very own planet with your own spaceship building team

(Come on, do not fall for this)

(Wyldstlye, haven't you heard?)

(There's no reason at all to be suspicious of her)

Not evil, not evil, no

She's the least evil person I know

(Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's clearly an evil queen)

She's not evil, not evil, no

(Yar, well, I'm not buyin' it) She's the least evil person I know

MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship, that's so cruel

It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool

(Even her metaphors are suspicious)

I've got a surprise for you

A planet that's really a pirate ship and the population, your crew

(Her story checks out, she's cool, not evil)

(What about me?)

Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine? (A lot)

Times that by infinity (Whoo-hoo!)

And Batman (Don't even try it, lady, I don't need anything)

Oh, I know, that's why I'm going to give you half of everything

(Uh, like, everything-everything?) Everything-everything

(She's rad, this chick gets me)

Here's some other adjectives people use to describe me

Un-duplicitous, unmalicious, un-conniving, un-nasty

(You're clearly just adding "un" to words that describe you)

Who me? I'm

Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

I'd never trick people into trusting me

By hiding my true personality

So I can use them to accomplish my evil deeds

'Cause that'd be evil, and that's so not me

I never cheat, I never bribe

I never scheme, I never lie

And that wasn't a lie when I said just now

That I never lie, 'cause I never lie

And I never laugh when children cry

And I never poison enemies of mine

And I never cry when I'm alone at night

'Cause I'm not sad, I love my life

I'm getting off-track, let me get back to the point I was making

I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi

The most least evil person you'll ever meet

And if you make eye contact with me

I totally won't have you executed immediately

'Cause that'd be evil (Evil)

Evil (Evil)

Evil, and that's so

Not me