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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Donna Lynne Champlin
Donna Lynne Champlin
Vocals
Gabrielle Ruiz
Gabrielle Ruiz
Vocals
Vella Lovell
Vella Lovell
Vocals
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
Performer
Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Schlesinger
Adam Schlesinger
Songwriter
Rachel Bloom
Rachel Bloom
Songwriter
Aline Brosh McKenna
Aline Brosh McKenna
Songwriter
Jack Dolgen
Jack Dolgen
Songwriter

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Right now, we're angry and sad
It's our right to get righteously mad
At every member of the opposite sex
Oh God, we hate them!
[Verse 2]
Let's not distinguish between them at all
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements
[Verse 3]
Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize about men!
[Verse 4]
All men are completely repressed (Uh-huh!)
All men only want to have sex
There are no exceptions all three billion men are like this
All 3.6 billion men!
[Verse 5]
All men are emotionally stunted
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?
Ooh, I hear you, girl
[Verse 6]
Let's generalize about men!
Let's generalize about men!
Let's get super-lit and not admit
This is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men!
[Verse 7]
All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All every man does every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
Hey, what about gay men?
Oh no, they're fine
Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They're never mean, just sassy
They're all completely adorable and fun
[Verse 8]
So let's focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about them
They're all monsters
They're murderers
They're rapists
Totally
[Verse 9]
Wait, I have sons
Your sons are gonna be rapists!
Written by: Adam Schlesinger, Aline Brosh McKenna, Jack Dolgen, Rachel Bloom

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