Brown Town Song

Alright, this one goes a little something like this

Goin' around fucken Brown Town town

Fucken around, fucken singin' about

Mmm hmm, mmm

It's a pretty good town, mate

Sass mate come up to me and he says

"Wanna go fishin' Lez?"

And I said "You know what? Why not?"

So we popped down the jetty

Fucken hopped in the tinnie

Started up the cunt

And off we went

Its was about noon, it was a fucken good day for it, mate

Sass mate rolled a big fucking doob

Off some skits shit that he grew

And fucken oath, cunt, I can smell it from here

Hasn't even fucken lit it yet

So Sass mate lit the doobsken

Took a great big draw

Kind that'll make ya fucken throat sore

Then he passed it to me

(Oh fuck, what'd you do then Lez?)

Fucken tell ya what I did, Donny

I took a great big fuckin' toke

And fucken oath, cunt it made me choke

And fucken hell mate, I got so high

I thought I was gonna die

Then I said to Sass mate

"Can we go to shore?"

And he said "Sure mate, what for?"

I said "I need to hang a fucken bush poo"

He said "Mate go do what ya gotta do"

And I said "Hmm, fuck yeah, fucken oath"

So I'm squattin' in the fuckin' bush

Still stoned off Sass mate's kush

And I'm pumping out this great big bog

Fucken size of a log

(Mmm hmm hm, mmm)

So Sass mate, still fishin'

Catchin' bream

There's no leaves around to wipe my arse

Gotta go for a swim

Cunt