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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson
Vocals
Carly Simon
Carly Simon
Vocals
Alex Richbourg
Alex Richbourg
Programming
Alex Al
Alex Al
Bass Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Carly Simon
Carly Simon
Composer
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson
Songwriter
Jimmy Jam
Jimmy Jam
Songwriter
Terry Lewis
Terry Lewis
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson
Producer
Jimmy Jam
Jimmy Jam
Producer
Terry Lewis
Terry Lewis
Producer
Steve Hodge
Steve Hodge
Recording Engineer
Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith
Assistant Recording Engineer
Dave Rideau
Dave Rideau
Mixing Engineer
Tom Sweeney
Tom Sweeney
Assistant Recording Engineer
Jimmy Parr
Jimmy Parr
Vocal Recording Engineer
Mike Abbott
Mike Abbott
Additional Engineer
Jason Elmore
Jason Elmore
Assistant Recording Engineer
Bradley Yost
Bradley Yost
Assistant Recording Engineer

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Ha, ha
Hoo, hoo
Thought you'd get the money too
Greedy motherfuckers
Try to have their cake and eat it too
Son of a gun
Son of a gun
[Verse 2]
You're such a romantic hero
The way you dress and look yourself over
It's no wonder you would ponder that image
Of your preening self in the mirror (Go on)
[Verse 3]
Sharp shooter into breakin' hearts
Baby jiggalo, sex pistol
Hollerin' at everything that walks
No substance, just small talk
Know why you're feelin' on that girl's behind
You got a sleazy one-track mind
Workin' your work until you think you find
Who's goin' home with you tonight
[Verse 4]
Oh, who you gonna give it to?
Who you gonna steal it from?
Who's your next victim?
Oh, who you gonna lie to?
Who you gonna cheat on?
Who you gonna leave alone?
Oh, what you gonna tell her after she discovers
You don't really love her?
Oh, it's gonna be a showdown, knockdown, drag down
Gunslingers, shoot 'em up
[Verse 5]
I betcha think this song is about you
I betcha think this song is about you (I betcha, yeah)
I betcha think this song is about you (Yeah, yeah)
I betcha think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
[Verse 6]
Ha, ha
Hoo, hoo
Thought you'd get the money too
Greedy motherfuckers
Try to have their cake and eat it too
Son of a gun
[Verse 7]
You tell 'em, Carly
Clouds in my coffee (Go on)
Clouds in my coffee
[Verse 8]
Ha, ha
Hoo, hoo
Thought you'd get the money too
Greedy motherfuckers
Try to have their cake and eat it too
[Verse 9]
Sweatin' me but I'm not your type
You think you irk me and you're so right
I'd rather keep the trash and throw you out
Stupid bitch in my beach house
Naw, I ain't gonna go and act a fool
And be the lead story on the **** news
Not me, sucker, I'll never be your lover
I'd rather make you suffer, you stupid motherfucker
[Verse 10]
Oh, who you gonna give it to?
Who you gonna steal it from?
Who's your next victim?
Oh, who you gonna lie to?
Who you gonna cheat on?
Who you gonna leave alone?
Oh, what you gonna tell her after she discovers
You don't really love her?
Oh, it's gonna be a showdown, knockdown, drag down
Gunslingers, shoot 'em up
[Verse 11]
I betcha think this song is about you
I betcha think this song is about you
I betcha think this song is about you (Yeah, yeah)
I betcha think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
[Verse 12]
Ha, ha
Hoo, hoo
Thought you'd get the money too
Greedy motherfuckers
Try to have their cake and eat it too (Let's dance)
[Verse 13]
You tell 'em, Carly
Clouds of various shapes and sizes
Most guys like to evaluate their prizes (All right now)
We come with so many different tricks
The apricot scarf was worn by Nick
Nothing in the words refer to Mick
[Verse 14]
Got a chip upon your shoulder
I just knocked it off
Show me what you're gonna do
I ain't 'bout to run
You have just run out of ammunition (I'm a storm cloud, baby)
Shootin' blanks now
You son of a gun
(You can roll like thunder all over me)
[Verse 15]
Oh, who you gonna give it to?
Who you gonna steal it from?
Who's your next victim?
(No, no, no, no, no)
Oh, who you gonna lie to?
(It's not what you say, it's what you do)
Who you gonna cheat on?
Who you gonna leave alone?
(You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you)
Oh, what you gonna tell her after she discovers
You don't really love her?
(Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?)
Oh, it's gonna be a showdown, knockdown, drag down
Gunslingers, shoot 'em up
[Verse 16]
I betcha think this song is about you
I betcha think this song is about you (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I betcha think this song is about you (I betcha do)
I betcha think this song is about you
I betcha think this song is about you (Don't you?)
I betcha think this song is about you (I betcha do)
I betcha think this song is about you
I betcha think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
[Verse 17]
I betcha think this song is about you (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I betcha think this song is about you (I betcha)
I betcha think this song is about you
I betcha think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
[Verse 18]
I'm gone
Son of a gun
Go on
Janet and me, thick as thieves
Never met Jet but I'll venture a bet
There's a common threat to our common dream (Tell 'em, Carly)
And if it wasn't for that damned cream
There'd be no clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee
Who do you think you are, Rambo?
Or a cumulonimbus cavulotus, or a cirrus or an altostratus?
Somebody to make somebody like me proud (You tell 'em, Carly)
In the encyclopedia of clouds? (All right now)
No, no, no, no
It's not what you say, it's what you do
You're so vain (Go on)
You probably think this song is about you (You tell 'em, Carly)
Probably think this song is about you (Don't hurt him now)
Yeah, you probably think this song is about you (That's my girl)
Is about you (Go on)
Is about you (Go on)
You probably think this song is about you
You son of a gun
Son of a gun
Son of a gun
Written by: Carly Simon, Janet Jackson, Jimmy Jam, Terry Lewis
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