Brand New Best Friend

Do I know you? Yeah, I'm you from another dimension Well, that would explain the handsomeness Right back at you, big guy Does that mean you and I are exactly alike? I suppose so Do you want some rice pudding? No, that's gross It was a test! Almond brittle? Ooh, I love it the most Me too Do you collect coins? Yeah, just in case Vending machines Become the dominant race I've been alone all these years With my irrational fears But not the vending machine thing That's gonna happen But now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand-new best friend And it's me I've found a brand-new best friend And it's me Hm, I thought I'd be taller I've been told I slouch I thought I'd have both my eyes, you know? It's in this pouch, ouch You know, I can't help but notice That your scar goes over your eyepatch Yeah Nothing Do llamas weird you out? Yeah, are they camels or sheep? No, no, I meant Lorenzo Oh, that's right, he played Meap Now I know all about you And you know all about me Ooh-wee, ooh And now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand-new best friend And it's me I've found a brand-new best friend And it's me Now that I've found you Oh, we can be a duo That's right, twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz Coming at you Fridays What's that, are we, are we doing a TV show together? Oh no, it just, it just sort of sounded like it Well, I, I mean, we could, we should! Hm, maybe we're not so much alike That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one Huh?