She Only Smokes When She Drinks

So you lit her cigarette, you're feelin' pretty good

You think you've got a shot, most girls, you probably would

Yeah, this is that kind of place, but she ain't that kind of girl

Well, you're readin' it all wrong, let me tell you about her

She only smokes when she drinks, she only drinks now and then

Now and then, when she's tired of bein' let down by men

You can give her a light, but it's not what you think

Everybody knows she only drinks alone

And she only smokes when she drinks

Did you ask her to dance? Let me guess, she told you no?

Gotta take her some place quiet and see how far that goes

Oh, don't take it all that hard when she smiles and turns you down

For a complicated girl, she ain't that hard to figure out

She only smokes when she drinks, she only drinks now and then

Now and then, when she's tired of bein' let down by men

You can give her a light, but it's not what you think

Everybody knows she only drinks alone

And she only smokes when she drinks

Whoa-ho

She only smokes when she drinks, she only drinks now and then

Now and then, when she's tired of bein' let down by men

You can give her a light, but it's not what you think

Everybody knows she only drinks alone

And she only smokes when she drinks

Yeah, that's right