Catholic Girls

Well, Catholic girls

With a tiny, little mustache

Catholic girls

Do you know how they go?

Catholic girls

In the rectory basement

Father Riley's a fairy

But it don't bother Mary

Catholic girls

At the C-Y-O

Catholic girls

Do you know how they go?

Catholic girls

There can be no replacement

How do they go, after the show?

All the way

That's the way they go

Everyday

And none of their mamas ever seem to know

Hip-hip-hooray

For all the class they show

There's nothing like a Catholic girl

At the C-Y-O

When they learn to blow

They're learning to blow

All the Catholic boys

Warren Cuccurullo

Catholic boys

Kinda young, kinda wow!

Catholic boys

Vinnie Colaiuta

Where are they now?

Did they all take the vow?

Catholic girls

Carmenita Scarfone

Catholic girls

Hey! She gave me V-D!

Catholic girls

Toni Carbone

With a tongue like a cow

She could make you go, "Wow!"

V-D, vowdy, vootie

Right away

That's the way they go

Everyday

Whenever their mamas take them to a show

Matinee

Pass the popcorn, please

There's nothing like a Catholic girl

With her hand in the box

When she's on her knees

She was on her knees

My little Catholic girls

In a little, white dress

Catholic girls

They never confess

Catholic girls

I got one for a cousin

I love how they go

So, send me a dozen

Catholic girls

Whoo

(Well, well, well)

Catholic girls

(Ma-ma-mum-ma, ma-ma-mum)

Catholic girls

Whoo

(Well, well, now)

Catholic girls

(Ma-ma-mum, ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)

Catholic girls

Whoo

(Ma-ma-mum, ma-ma-mum)

Catholic girls

(Well, well)

Catholic girls

Whoo

(Ma-ma-mum-ma-ma-ma-mum)

Catholic girls

(Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mum)

(Ma-ma-ma, mum-mum-mum)

Catholic girls

(Ma-ma-ma, mum, ma-mum)

Whoo

(Mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-mum)

Catholic girls

This is the central scrutinizer

Joe had a girlfriend named Mary

She used to go to the church club every week

They'd meet each other there

Hold hands and think pure thoughts