In the Land of Grey & Pink

In the land of grey and pink

Where only boy scouts stop to think

They'll be coming back again

Those nasty grumbly grimblies

And they're climbing down your chimney

Yes, they're trying to get in

Come to take your money

Isn't it a sin? They're so thin

They have black buckets in the sky

Don't leave your dad in the rain

Cigarettes burn bright tonight

They'll all get washed down the drain

So we'll sail away for just one day

To the land where the punk weed grows

We won't need any money

Just fingers and your toes

And when it's dark our boat will park

On a land of warm and green

Pick our fill of punk weed

And smoke it till we bleed

That's all we'll need

While sailing back in morning light

We'll wash our teeth in the sea

And when the day gets really bright

We'll go to sea drinking tea

So we'll sail away for just one day

To the land where the punk weed grows

Won't need any money

Just fingers and your toes

And when it's dark our boat will park

On a land of warm and green

Pick our fill of punk weed

And smoke it till we bleed

That's all we'll need

They have black buckets in the sky

Don't leave your dad in the rain

Cigarettes burn bright tonight

They'll all get washed down the drain