Golf Girl

Standing on a golf course, dressed in PVC

I chanced upon a golf girl, selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin

For three pence you can buy one, full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three

So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me

And later on the golf course, after drinking tea

It started raining golf balls, she protected me

Her name was Pat

And we sat

Under a tree

She kissed me

We go for walks

In fine weather

We're all together

On the golf course

We talk in morse

Standing on a golf course, dressed in PVC

I chanced upon a golf girl, selling cups of tea

She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin

For three pence you can buy one, full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one, in fact I ordered three

So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me

And later on the golf course, after drinking tea

It started raining golf balls, she protected me

Her name was Pat

And we sat

Under a tree

She kissed me, me