Sweep Me Off My Feet

Hey, you

I'm not bold or cool or masculine

Maybe you're just waiting for the perfect Latin lover to walk in

(I'm not him)

Between my penis and my chin

Is Camembert and shame

I used to be elegantly thin

I'm sorry, babe, we both missed that train

Oh, no

If I follow you, all your girlfriends will know

Then I'll wind up with the other fools

Wasting, wasting his time following you 'round

Another lonely guy with longing in his eye

But you said your man is bringing you down

Someone sweep me off my feet

I am not an angel, I'm barely a man

I'm lonely but I'm here

Baby, understand, oh

Someone sweep me off my feet

Someone sweep me off my feet

I am not an angel, I'm barely a man

I'm lonely but I'm here

Baby, understand, oh

Someone sweep me off my feet