I'm So Cute

I knew you'd be surprised

One, two, three, four

Feelin' sorry, feelin' sad

So many ugly people, I feel bad

I'm so cute, they're so homely

Some of them at home 'n' lonely

Wish they could be very cute like me

They will never get to be

Some folks got it, some folks don't

Some so ugly they never won't

(Everybody see his hair)

(See his clothes, I'm sure you care)

(Terry Ted is really sweet)

(Watch the way he keep the beat)

(Sweet as honey, he's a piece of cake)

(From the ginseng root 'n' stuff he take)

(Vitamin E 'n' all the Bs)

(He's so cool he'll make you freeze)

(Make you freeze)

(Make you freeze)

(Excuse me, please)

Step aside, I'm gonna ride

I'm gonna strut, I'm gonna slide

Hey, ugly folks, go get some cyanide

An' die, die, die, die, die

Ugly is bad

And bad is wrong

And wrong is sinful

And sin leads to eternal damnation

An' hot burnin' fire, hot burnin' fire

Hot burnin' fire, hot burnin' fire

Screams of agony, screams of agony

Screams of agony, screams of agony

One, two, three, four

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute

I'm so cute...